Here is how it goes in my head:
I'm not hungry.
Who are you kidding, of course you are. You should eat something.
Yes, yes, but something small.
Like an egg or two, just enough to keep the metabolism up...you've got to study.
Agreed, lets get ready.
Hey look! Some potatoes on the counter.
Awesome, maybe a bit of hash browns.
Rad, but then there are those onions and garlic.
No problem, they can join the party.
Might as be all inclusive and add the eggs as well.
It would only be prudent.
Frittata it is.
You are the only one eating, might as well add the pimenton your lovely wife doesn't like.
Sure, and some cumin too.
Hey look! Sausage from the other day.
Heck, there is a tomato and some olives too.
Perfect, the acid will cut through the fat a bit.
So will some red wine.
How should I top it off.
Romano cheese sounds good.
It always sounds good.
Original plan - egg on a plate
Estimated time - 5 minutes
Finished plan - Uber-Frittata
Actual time - 40 minutes
Best part - I'll probably finish this entire thing given enough time.